Written by CADi Grace
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It was a chocolate sundae morning
I was riding on a rocky road
I saw a sign for the town of Mount Sugar Cone
Thought I’d stop and get root beer float

The gate to the town was a freezer door
So I jimmied it a crack, and then a little more

And I was smack in the middle of an ice cream storm
Rainbow sprinkles falling down like rain
And the milk started shaking and the cones started breaking
Bananas started splitting and the cream started whipping
Oh my my oh me oh my, tell me why why why why why am I
Stuck in the middle of an ice cream storm

Then a whistle blew and Sheriff Malt
Was not in a very good humor
He said the ice cream storm was all my fault
And I should go and see the judge in his parlor

So I went to see Judge Fudge who said
If you had a lick of sense, you wouldn’t open the fridge

You put us smack in the middle of an ice cream storm
Rainbow sprinkles falling down like rain
The milk started shaking and the cones started breaking
Bananas started splitting and the cream started whipping
Oh my my oh me oh my, tell me why why why why why am I
Stuck in the middle of an ice cream storm

Well the newsman Alan Half Gallon
Got the scoop on the cause of the storming
Ben and Jerry don’t know but Haagen does
Said the melting was global warming

So they let me go, because I didn’t blend
But as I walked out, there was a blizzard again

I left them smack in the middle of an ice cream storm
Rainbow sprinkles falling down like rain
And the milk started shaking and the cones started breaking
Bananas started splitting and the cream started whipping
Oh my my oh me oh my, saying bye bye bye I’m sorry I
Left ‘em stuck in the middle, right smack in the middle
Stuck in the middle of an ice cream storm,
Stuck in the middle (between chocolate and vanilla) in the middle of an ice cream storm

Copyright 2013 CADi Grace